Dinosaur jokes

Have you seen
www.usedmatch.com?
Yes,
but I didn't find it striking.
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What do you get if you cross a telephone

and a marriage bureau ?
A wedding ring !
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The
aspiring psychiatrists were
attending their first class on emotional extremes.
"Just to establish
some parameters," said the professor to the
student from Arkansas,
"What is the opposite of joy?"

"Sadness," said the
student.

And the opposite of depression?" he asked of the young lady from

Oklahoma.
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What do Marriage and a Tornado have in common? Well you start off with a lot of blowing and then sucking,and then next thing you know your house is gone!
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THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... They must be gods! A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me...
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Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about in the deep water. Unable to swim, the man started to scream for help.A local fisherman ran up. The man gasped, "My wife is drowning and I can't swim. Please save her. I"ll give you a hundred dollars."The fisherman dived into the water.
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|Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Twenty. 1 to do it and the other 19 to stand around and say, "I can do that!"Q: What do you get if Bach falls off a horse, but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?A: Bach in the saddle again.Q: How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Two.
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A
blind man was describing his favorite
sport, parachuting. When asked
how this was accomplished, he said
that things were all done for him: "I
am placed in the door with my
seeing eye dog and told when to jump. My
hand is placed on my
release ring for me and out I go with the dog.
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1) All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices, which have large red read-outs to tell you exactly when it will go off.2) Should you need to pass yourself off as a German officer it will not be necessary to speak the language, a convincing accent will do.3) All apartments in Paris overlook the Eiffel tower.
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Trial Of The Century Transcript Reveals Objectionable Methods By Dave Barry, Sunday, March 19, 1995 TRANSCRIPT, TRIAL OF THE CENTURY, DAY 257BAILIFF: Hear ye, hear ye, the court is now in sess...
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