Dirty jokes

Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?
They
can stick to the subject!
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What do you get if you cross
a tall green
monster with a fountain pen?
The Ink-credible Hulk.
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How does a mama pig put her piglets to sleep?

She reads them pig tales.
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May: What position does your brother play in

the school football team ?
Jay: I think he's one of the drawbacks
!
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What has antlers and sucks blood ?
A
moose-quito !
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A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. While fishing, the old man starts talking about how times have changed. The young man picks up on this and starts talking about the various problems and diseases going around.
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What does Dracula write on his Christmas

cards ?
Best vicious of the season
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An elderly couple had been experiencing declining memories, so they decided to take a power memory class where one is taught to remember things by association. A few days after the class, the old man was outside talking with his neighbor about how much the class helped him. "What was the name of the Instructor?" asked the neighbor.
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Q: Why did the blonde drive
into the
ditch?
A: To turn the blinker off.
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Two friends meet each other on the street."Hello! Where are you coming from?" asked Bill."Oh, don't ask me! I'm coming from the cemetery.I just burried my mother-in-law" replied Sid."I'm so sorry!" said Bill, "But why is your face schratched all over?"."It wasn't so easy!" said Sid, "She put on a hell of a fight!"
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