Dirty jokes

Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.
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Which of these jokes do the pigs like best?

The corniest ones.
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What does a bee do with it's stinger before he goes to bed???He put's it in his honey!!
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Person 1: It must be terrible for an
opera singer to
realize that he can never sing again.
Person 2: Yes, but it's much more
terrible if he doesn't realize
it.
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What is a runner's favourite subject in school
?
Jog-raphy !
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What would you get if you
crossed
Halloween with Independence Day?
The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!
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The hit-and-run victim was just getting to his feet when apoliceman ran up to help. "My mother-in-law just tried to runme over!" the shaken man told the cop."The car hit you from behind," the officer said. "How couldyou tell it was your mother-in-law?""I recognized the laugh!" he replied.
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The U.S. Treasury has just announced that it will sell three new types of bonds:1. The Al Gore bond, which has no interest.2. The Monica Lewinsky bond, which has no maturity And...3. The Bill Clinton Bond, which has no principal.
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I said to the doctor "I have this ringing in my ears."He said, "Don't answer it!"
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Yo' Mamma is so ugly, I went into your house saw her TV was covered with cockroaches!I asked her what she was watching, and she said 'All My Children'
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