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A woman walks into her accountant's office and
tells him
that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says,
"Before we
begin, I'll need to ask a few questions." He gets her name,
address, social security number, etc. and then asks, "What is your
occupation?" The woman replies, "I'm a whore." The accountant balks and
says, "No, no, no. That will never work. That is much too crass. Let's
try to rephrase that." The woman, "OK, I'm a prostitute.". "No,
that is still too crude. Try again." They both think for a minute,
then
the woman states, "I'm a chicken farmer." The accountant asks,
"What does chicken farming have to do with being a whore or a
prostitute?". "Well, I raised over 5,000 cocks last year."
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