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Al Gore and the Clintons are flying on Air Force
One. Bill looks at
Al, chuckles and says, "You know, I could
throw a $100.00 bill
out the window right now and make one person very
happy."
Al shrugs his stiff shoulders and says, "Well, I
could
throw ten $10.00 bills out the window and make 10 people very
happy."
Hillary tosses her perfectly hair-sprayed hair and says, "I
could
throw one hundred $1.00 bills out the window and make a
hundred
people very happy."
Chelsea rolls her eyes, looks at all of them and
says, "I
could throw all three of you out the window and make the whole
country happy."
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