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A couple was having some
trouble, so they
did the right thing and went to a
marriage counselor. After a few
visits, and a lot of questioning and
listening, the counselor said that
he had discovered the main problem.
He stood up, went over to the
woman, asked her to stand, and gave her a
hug.
He looked at the
man and said, "This is what your wife needs, at least
once
a
day!"
The man frowned, thought for a moment, then said, "OK, what time do
you want
me to bring her back tomorrow?"
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