Dirty jokes

There was a costume party at a mental hospital; the theme of the party was "war". The first person comes up onto the stage and says, "I'm an atomic bomb." He gets his applause and steps down.The second person comes up and says, "I'm a hydrogen bomb." Again, there's applause and he steps down.
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|A shoeseller meets a mathematician and complains that he does not know what size shoes to buy. "No problem," says the mathematician, "there is a simple equation for that," and he shows him the Gaussian normal distribution. The shoeseller stares some time at het equation and asks, "What is that symbol?" "That is the Greek letter pi.
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Q: How do you kill a dumb blonde?A: Put a scratch n' sniff sticker at the bottom of her pool.
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What do you call a rabbit that plays with
foxes?
A dumb bunny.
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Why did the stupid boy wear a turtle
neck sweater?
To hide his flea collar.
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How do you confuse a woman?? Give her a choice!!
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What do ghosts watch if they want to
relax?
Skelly-vision!
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Jill: How did you find
the weather on your
vacation?
Bill: I just went outside and there it was!
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|A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.His friend asks, "Didn't your company hire a new accountant a few weeks ago?"The businessman replies, "That's the accountant we're looking for."
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Why was the glow worm unhappy ?
Because her
children weren't that bright !
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