Dirty jokes

Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said "Look at that dog with one eye!"The other blonde covers one of her eyes and goes, "Why?"
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A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way downa one-way street when a policeman pulled him over. "Didn'tyou see the arrow, buddy?" he asked."An arrow?" the confused driver said. "I didn't even see theIndians
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A young man has always dreamed on owning a Harley Davidson. One dayhe has finally saved up enough money so he goes down to the dealer.After picking out the perfect bike the dealer warns him that if he leaves his Harley in the rain the chrome has a tendency to rust.
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|On the first day of Christmas, My drive through gave to me: A Big Bacon Classic with cheese. On the second day of Christmas, My drive through gave to me: Two Happy Meals, and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese. On the third day of Christmas, My drive through gave to me: Three Biggie Fries, Two Happy Meals, And a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.
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Q: What you get when four men go fishing and
one
comes back not catching anything.
A: Three Men And A Baby
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Three students from Michigan State, the

University of Kentucky and Texas A & M on summer vacation in France were
caught
smuggling cocaine and sentenced to death by guillotine. The
judge
turned to the boy from Michigan and asked, "Do you have any
final words,
son?"

"Yeah, drop dead!" snapped the Wolverine.
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The newly divorced woman had never had to be the handyman around the house before, and quickly discovered she was lacking most of the proper tools to do the odd jobs needed. She made a trip to the local hardware store and quickly learned that it was truly a "man's world" there.
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How do cats
eat spaghetti ?
The same as
everyone else - they put it in their mouths!
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How do frogs die ?
They kermit suidide !
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"Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline."If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press2. If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and6. If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.
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