Dirty jokes

What do ghosts like about riding horses?

Ghoulloping.
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Why do we paint
Easter eggs?
Because
it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
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So these three people are hiking in a forest, and all of a sudden these headhunters catch them and bring the hikers to the head headhunter.The head headhunter says "If you want to live you must complete some tasks. First you must go into the forest, pick some fruits, and bring them back"So the hikers did that and came back.
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Q: Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.
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The Captain was
Jewish, and the new First
Officer was Chinese. It was the
first time they had flown together,
and it was obvious by the silence
that
they didn't get
along.

After 30 minutes, the Captain finally spoke. He said, " I don't
like
Chinese. "

The F.O.
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There's a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs sitting by a lake. Several beautiful women are running laps around it and the man decides to use his disability to get affection from one of them. The next time one runs by him, the man calls to her: "Excuse me Sweetheart, I have no arms and I have no legs.
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Yo mamma's so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and said "Hey, where's my gumball?"
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I wouldn't say
Christmas gnomes are
ugly,
But if beauty's skin deep then they were was born inside
out!
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Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. Now they're in heaven, and God is sitting on the great golden throne. God addresses Al first.
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Gravely ill, the Skipper was examined by a doctor while his wife stood by.After the examination the physician motioned for her to meet him in the hallway. "Your husband is very sick," the doctor said. "Still, you can do three things to ensure his survival.First, fix him three healthy meals a day.
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