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A woman
went to the doctor and complained
that she was suffering from I knee
pains. "Do you indulge in any
activity that puts a lot of pressure on
your knees?" asked the doctor.
"Every night, my husband and I have sex
on the floor doggy style."
"I see," said the doctor. "You know,
there are plenty of other
sexual positions?" "Not if you want to watch
TV there ain't!"
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