Dirty jokes

What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?Hugh Grant.
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Q:What did one plate say to the other
plate?
A:('Lunch is on me!')
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Q: How do you take census in a Polish
village?
A: Roll a quarter down the street, count the legs, divide by two,
and
subtract one for the Jew who catches it.
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What do you get when you cross a pig with an

elephant?
A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.
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Don't be sexist. Broads hate that!
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How do you scare a man?

Sneak up behind
him and start throwing rice.
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A young Army 1st Lt. is in the bathroom (head) releaving himself at the urinal, when a young boy walks in. The boy, seeing the young Lt.'s green uniform asks him if he was in the Army. The Lt. smiles and say's, "Why yes I am...you wanna wear my hat?" The boy nods and the hat is placed on his head.
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Once there were three surgeons engaged in conversation.They got on the topic of their occupation and each stated who they liked tooperate on. The first doctor said, "I like to work on electricians.""Why?" the others replied.He answered, "When you open them up, they are all color coded so you knowwhere everything goes.
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How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?How many can you afford?
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What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?? An ex-wife and a dead girl friend.
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