Dirty minds

You think you got it bad? All night long I deal with soot in the chimneys, smelly socks, cross dogs, getting shot at, mistaken for a stork, driving all night in the snow - damn near got killed by a 747. Mrs. Clause is pissed off cause I got in so late.Donner and Blitzen and Rudolph got the "runs" over Albuquerque and you should see my suit.
Category: Miscellaneous - 0 Comments

Once upon a time there lived a woman who had a maddening passion forbaked beans. She loved them but unfortunately they had always had avery embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction to her.Then one day she met a guy and fell in love.
Category: Miscellaneous - 0 Comments

Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly a passenger jet screams past them.One eagle says to the other, "Wow, did you see how fast that thing was moving?" The other replies, "Yeah. You'd move fast too if you had three assholes and they were all on fire!"
Category: Animal World - 0 Comments

A woman, while touring a small South American country was shown a bullfight. The guide told her, "This is our number one sport." The horrified woman said, "Isn't that revolting?" "No," the guide replied, "revolting is our number two sport."
Category: Miscellaneous - 0 Comments

|By following the instructions below, you should have error-free, long-lasting floppy disks. Never leave diskettes in the disk drive, as data can leak out of the disk and corrode the inner mechanics of the drive. Diskettes should be rolled up and stored in pencil holders.Diskettes should be cleaned and waxed once a week.
Category: Computing Jokes - 0 Comments

A reporter cornered George W.
Bush at a
press conference:

"Many say the only reason why you would be
elected for President is
due to the enormous power and influence of
your father."

"That notion is ridiculous!" mocked George Jr. "It
doesn't matter
how powerful the man is. He can only vote once!"
Category: More Jokes - 0 Comments

The cowboy lay sprawled across three entire
seats
in the posh Amarillo theatre. When the usher came by and noticed
this
he whispered to the cowboy, "Sorry, sir, but you're only
allowed one
seat." The cowboy groaned but didn't budge. The usher
became more
impatient.
Category: More Jokes - 0 Comments

A young man has always dreamed on owning a Harley Davidson. One dayhe has finally saved up enough money so he goes down to the dealer.After picking out the perfect bike the dealer warns him that if he leaves his Harley in the rain the chrome has a tendency to rust.
Category: Situations - 0 Comments

Q: What's the difference between pussy and apple pie?A: You can eat your Mom's apple pie.
Category: ROOT - 0 Comments

Age DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE 17 "Burger King" 25 "Free meal" 35 "A diamond" 48 "A bigger diamond" 66 "Home Alone"
Category: Women - 0 Comments