Diseases

Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way." Drum on every available surface. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. Staple papers in the middle of the page. Ask 800 operators for dates. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copy warnings.
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Staring down from the bench to announce the

terms of the
divorce decree, the judge turned to the husband and
said:
"I'm going to award her alimony in the amount of $250 a month."


To which the woman's about-to-be ex replied: "That's
mighty
kind of you, judge. I'll try to help her all I can, too."
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Q:Once there was the tooth fairy, Santa Claus,

Easter bunny, a smart blonde and a dumb blonde they were walking
down
the road when they saw a $100 dollars bill who gets
it??

A: No one the first four dont exsist and the other blonde thought it

was a gumwraper!
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A young teacher was trying to teach her six-year-old charges about sharing. In the midst of doing so, she said that no one had everything they wanted. At this point, a young arm was energetically pumping at the back of the class. She tried to ignore him, but little Johnny started saying, "oh miss, oh miss!" with his arm pumping.
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Q:
Why is Chelsea Clinton a miracle
child?
A: Because lawyers use their personalities for birth control.
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Some time ago Mr. Clinton was hosting a state dinner when at the last minute his regular cook took ill and they had to get a replacement at short notice. The fellow arrived and turned out to be a very grubby looking man named Jon.
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What sort of net is
useless for catching
fish ?
A football net !
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A new two-year degree is being offered at the University that many of you should be interested in: Becoming A Real Man. That's right, in just six trimesters, you, too, can be a real man-as well as earn an MA Degree (Male Arts). Please take a moment to look over the program outline.
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What's a transvestite's idea of a good time? Eat, drink, and be Mary!
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What did the snake say when
another asked
him the time ?
Don't asp me !
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