Disposition To Have Children

|A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching the friend he comments, "You look terrible. What's the problem?" "My mother died in August," he said, "and left me $25,000." "Gee, that's tough," he replied. "Then in September," the friend continued, "My father died, leaving me $90,000." "Wow.
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Telephone Problems
by Ron Number
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I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months, I don't like to interrupt her.
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What reads and lives in an apple ?
A bookworm
!
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My grand-daddy worked in a blacksmith shop when he was a young fella, and he used to tell me, when I was a little nipper, how he had toughened himself up so he could stand the hard work of blacksmithing.One story was how he had developed his arm and shoulder muscles.
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Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests! Doctor: Never mind, you'll pass eventually. Liz: But I'm the examiner!
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The tourist: "Can you tell me why

so many famous Civil War battles were fought on National Park

Sites?"
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Q:
Why did Bill go out to sea on an
aircraft carrier?
A: To promote off-shore drilling.
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Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect "10"? Two 5 year olds.
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Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven to an orientation. They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you? The first guy says, "I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man.
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