Divorce jokes

A tourist asks a man in uniform, "Are you a
policeman?"

"No, I am an undercover detective."

"So why are
you in uniform?"

"Today is my day off."
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Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her
hands
when she sneezed?
To catch her false teeth.
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Teacher: I'd like to go through one whole day
without having to tell
you off.
Pupil: You have my permission
!
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Q: What do little trees say
on
Halloween? A: Twig or treat.
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Bill is almost 29 years old, his friends have already gotten married, and Bill just dates and dates.Finally a friend asks him, "What's the matter, are you looking for the perfect woman? Are you that particular? Can't you find anyone who suits you?""No," Bill replies.
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|Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a low voice he sad to his wife: "When I'm dead I want you to marry farmer Jones."Wife: "No, I can't marry anyone after you."Johnson: "But I want you to."Wife: "But why?"Johnson: "Jones once cheated me in a horse deal!"
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Why did the little pig hide the soap?
He heard
the farmer yell, "Hogwash!"
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|A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A passenger sees a conductor walking by outside."What's going on?" she yells out the window."Cow on the track!" replies the conductor.Ten minutes later, the train resumes its slow pace.Within five minutes, however, it stops again.The woman sees the same conductor walk again.
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ayatollah
!
Ayatollah who ?
Ayatollah you already !
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"Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you."THIS MEANS:1. He doesn't feel the way he usually does.2. He is not in complete control of his hands.3. His emotions are shattered.4. His skin is numb.5. He has transofrmed into an alter-ego (i.e. professional wrestler)6. He is not feeling himself, in a biblical sense.7.
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