Divorce jokes

A snail starts a slow climb up the

trunk of an apple tree. He is watched by a sparrow who can't help
laughing
and eventually says "Don't you know there aren't any apples
on the
tree yet?" "Yes," said the snail, "but there will be by the
time I
get up there."
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Q: What is the difference between a hog
and
a man?
A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all
night just so
he can f*** some pig.
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A guy was trying to console a friend who'd just found his wifein bed with another man."Get over it, buddy," he said. "It's not the end of the world." "It's all right for you to say," answered his buddy.
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An off-duty
police officer, familiar with
radar guns,
drove through a school zone within the legal speed
limit
when the flash of a camera went off, taking a picture of
his
license plate.

The officer, thinking the radar was in error, drove
by again;
even more slowly. Another flash.
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How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?How many can you afford?
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These two sperm were swimmin' around, doin' their thing and one sperm asks the other...Hey, are we almost there??? Is this the fallopian tube??? Sperm #2 says "Naaaa this is still the esophagus".
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Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting
"Pieces of
four"?
Short John Silver!
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A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them. "What's your name?" she asks the first. To her surprise, the dog answers "My name's Huey and I'm having a great day going in and out of puddles.
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|The cop got out of his car and the kid, that was stopped for speeding, rolled down his window."I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said.The guy replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.
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"The car won't start," aid a wife to her husband. "I think there's water in the carburettor." "How do you know?" said the husband scornfully. "You don't even know what the carburettor is." "I'm telling you," repeated the wife, "I'm sure there's water in the carburettor." "We'll see," mocked the husband. "Let me check it out.
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