Do Elephants Ever Forget?

|Q: What is a dog's favorite sport?A: Formula 1 drooling!Q: What do you get if you take a really big dog out for a walk?A: A Great Dane out!Q: Where does a Rottweiller sit in the cinema?A: Anywhere it wants to!Q: What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy?A: "I must throw that doggie out the window!"Q: What
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When his wife gave birth to a healthy baby, a proud father went in to work and told everybody that he has a 10Kg healthy son.After hearing what was going on, the wife tells the father to quit telling everybody that the baby is 10Kg because he's only 4 Kg.Next day at work, the father comes in and tells everyone that the baby is only 4 Kg.
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yo mama so nasty... cows with mad cow disease
run
from her..
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The Dean of Women at an exclusive girls' school was lecturing her students on sexual morality. "We live today in very difficult times for young people.
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An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a cop."Ma'am," said the cop, "I'm not going to ticket you, but I do have to issue you a warning. You have a broken reflector on your buggy.""Oh, I'll let my husband, Jacob, know as soon as I get home," responded the Amish lady."That's fine.
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|What insect lives on nothing?A moth, because it eats holes How do stones stop moths eating your clothes?Because rolling stones gather no moths!
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Teacher: You aren't paying attention to me.

Are you having trouble hearing?
Pupil: No, teacher I'm having
trouble listening!
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What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?? An ex-wife and a dead girl friend.
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Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous
snake ?
Someone else's !
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There are three engineers in a car; an
electrical
engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer.
Suddenly the car
just stops by the side of the road, and the three
engineers look at
each other wondering what could be wrong.
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