Do Elephants Ever Forget?

Why couldn't the Gorilla pitcher
make it
in the major leagues?
His balk was worse than his bite!
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A
redneck calles up the White House and
tells the receptionist:
"I'd like to become the next President of
the United States."
The receptionist: "What are you, an
idiot?"
Redneck: "Why, is it required?"
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|A brain walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a pint of beer please."The barman looks at him and says "Sorry, I can't serve you.""Why not?" askes the brain."You're already out of your head."
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|What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?Finding half an apple!
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Why was the hen banned from sending
e-mails?
She was always using fowl language.
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|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.
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There were these three blokes sitting on the high cliffs of a lonely beach, with a rope going down into the surf and a Chinaman frantically trying to climb up.While they were sitting there a Priest walks along, looks over and says, "God bless you children, that's Christianity at work. May the lord bless you both," and then kept on walking.
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What does a monster do when he loses his head?

He calls a head hunter.
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An English guy was very ill and his son

went to visit him in the hospital. Suddenly, the father began to

breathe heavily and grabbed the pen and pad by the bed. With his last
ounce
of strength he wrote a note, dropped it, and died.


The son was so overcome with grief that he didn't remember slipping

the note into his pocket.
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How many honest, intelligent, caring men in theworld does it take to do the dishes? -Both of them.
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