Do Elephants Ever Forget?

Q: Bill, Hillary, and Al are in a boat. The
boat sinks.
Who is saved?
A: The United States of America.
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A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question.As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a womanbeside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. Theyare both quite startled.The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft asyour breast, I know you'll forgive me.
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One day the teacher decides to play an animal game. She holds up a picture of a giraffe and asks if anyone knows what it is. No one raises his/her hand. The teacher says "See it's long neck? What animal has a long neck?"Sally holds up her hand and asks if it is a giraffe. "Very good Sally," the teacher replies.
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Why did the chicken cross the road half way
?
He wanted to lay it on the line !
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The bartender asks him
"What'll you have?".
The guy answers,
"A scotch, please". The bartender hands him the
drink, and
says "That'll be five dollars", to which he replies "What
are
you talking about? I don't owe you anything for
this".
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Democrats let
their kids open all the
gifts on Christmas Eve.
Republicans make their kids wait until
Christmas morning.
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90% of Fords are still on the road. The other 10% made it home! (you know, Fords - Fix or Repair Daily)
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Police Officer: Why did you lead me

on a five-state chase?
Driver: I love to travel.
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Q: What kind of snake is good at math?
A: An
adder.
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Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties?To find a tight Seal.
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