Doctor and nurse jokes

Greetings prospective White House interns! This year, our program is heading into its 69th year of bringing America's best and brightest to the Nation's Capitol to help the "Head Man" do his job.
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How does a
group of dolphin's make
a decision?
Flipper coin!
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Three boys were heading home from school

one day when one started the time-honored game of paternal

one-upmanship.
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A medical student is taking a test and one of the questions he sees is: "Name the three best advantages of mother's milk."The student immediately writes, "One: It has all the healthful nutrients needed to sustain a baby.Two: It is inside the mother's body and therefore protected from germs and infections.
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Outside a pharmacy in a busy street, a poor man is clutching onto a pole for dear life - not breathing, not moving, not twitching a muscle - just standing there, frozen.
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How do you lead a horse to water?
With lots
of carrots.
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Pupil (on phone) : My son has a bad cold and

won't be able to come to school today.
School Secretary: Who is
this?
Pupil: This is my father speaking!
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A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed: "Come and bury my wife.""But I buried your wife ten years ago," replied the undertaker."I got married again," the man sobbed."Oh," said the undertaker. "Congratulations."
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Love, you can't start it like a car, you can't stop it with a gun. - George Bernard ShawOne cardinal rule of marriage should never be forgotten: "Give little, give seldom, and above all, give grudgingly." Otherwise, what could have been a proper marriage could become an orgy of sexual lust.
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A duck walks into a convenience store. He asks the man at the counter, "You got any grapes?"Guy at the counter says, "No, we don't have any grapes."Duck says "okay." and he leaves.The next day the duck comes back in and says "You got any grapes?"The man once again replies, "No! We do not have any grapes."The duck says "Okay." and he leaves.
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