Doctor and nurse jokes

I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I would be able to play the banjo. He said, "I'm doing surgery on your hand, not giving you a lobotomy."
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What do Monica and Bob Dole have in common? They're both upset Clinton finished first.They called off the investigation of President Clinton due to a lack of evidence. Turns out he didn't tell her to lie, he told her to kneel.How will Clinton build his bridge to the 21st century? Apparently while part of a federal prison work release program.
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When the airline
Captain announced they
were flying over Salt Lake
City, Utah, a woman
told the man
sitting beside her, "I understand this is the home of the
Mormon
religion
where husbands believe it's OK to have more than one wife."
That's
true," he replied, "as
a matter of fact I happen to be a Mormon
myself and have nine wives.
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Yo mama so short she poses for trophies! Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence! Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime. Yo mama so short she can play handball on the curb. Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed. Yo mama so short she models for trophys.
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"Will the father be present during the birth?"asked the obstetrician."Nah," replied the mother-to-be,"He and my husband don't get along."
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How do you catch an elephant?First you dig a big hole, and fill it with wood and ash. Then you take aloadof peas and line them up around the hole. Then, when the elephant goesto take a pea, kick him in the ash-hole!
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A traveling salesman's car breaks down, and he walks overto a near by farm. He knocks on the door and the farmerappears. "Excuse me sir, but my car broke down about a mile downthe road, and I was wondering if you had a place I could stay,just until morning, and I.....
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Q: Why do Southern guys go
to family
reunions?
A: To meet chicks.
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Witch l: "How do you manage to stay in shape?"

Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."
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A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady.He stepped out for a smoke, only to realize he'd lost hiscigarettes.In the middle of the room, under the carpet, was a bump. "Nosense pulling up the entire floor for one pack of smokes," hesaid to himself. He proceeded to get out his hammer andflattened the hump.
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