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"Doctor Doctor i feel like a bridge!""What's come over you?""2 buses, 3 motorbikes and a train.""Doctor Doctor - I feel like a pack of cards!""I'll deal with you later.""Doctor Doctor - I feel like a needle!""I see your point.""Doctor Doctor - I feel like a pair of curtains!""Pull yourself togerther man!""Doctor Doctor - I have 59 seconds to live!""Wait a minute will ya!
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As the airliner was preparing to land in
Madrid in a rainstorm, an English passenger seemed noticeably afraid.
"What's the problem, fellow?" asked his seat mate.
"Surely,"
said the Englishman, "you've heard the saying, 'The
planes in
Spain fall mainly in the rains!!'"
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Madrid in a rainstorm, an English passenger seemed noticeably afraid.
"What's the problem, fellow?" asked his seat mate.
"Surely,"
said the Englishman, "you've heard the saying, 'The
planes in
Spain fall mainly in the rains!!'"
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Q. What do Fred Flintstone and Osama Bin Laden
have in common? A. They both look out their caves and see rubble.
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have in common? A. They both look out their caves and see rubble.
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Patient: Doc, what should I do with all the
gold
and silver in my mouth?
Dentist: Don't smile in a bad
neighborhood.
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gold
and silver in my mouth?
Dentist: Don't smile in a bad
neighborhood.
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A youngster devoted an entire rainy indoors afternoon to adrawing he was doing with varicolored crayons. His motherfinally looked over his shoulder, and, puzzled, asked "Who'sthat you're drawing, son?"The son answered, "God.""Don't be silly," reproved the mother. "Nobody knows what Godlooks like.
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What does KFC and a woman have in
common?
Once you're done with the breasts and the thighs, there's still a
greasy box to put your bone in.
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common?
Once you're done with the breasts and the thighs, there's still a
greasy box to put your bone in.
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If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what
does
an onion do?
Keeps everyone away.
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does
an onion do?
Keeps everyone away.
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Why don't bananas snore?
Because they
don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.
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Because they
don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.
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