Doctor's Notes 1

Customer:
"How do I print my
voicemail?"
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Which fish go to heaven when they die ?

Angelfish !
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An 82 year old man marries an 18 year old woman, she becomes pregnant. The 82 year old man goes to the Dr. to see what the DR had to say about the wife being pregnant. The DR. said let me tell you a story about this 82 year old man I know, This man went hunting every hunting season his whole life, never missed an event.
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Ok, kids, here's the gross one...Q: What's the difference between acne and a priest?A: Acne usually comes on a boy's face AFTER he turns 13.
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What's the definition of a Parapet?
Pet
parrot kept by parachutist!
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What did the hypnotist say when
he got
his own website....
Hyp, Hyp Hooray.
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|A couple of young fellers were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track when out of the bush's jumped the Game Warden !!Immediately, one of the boys threw his rod down and started running through the woods, and hot on his heels came the Game Warden.
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Why did the teacher decide to become an
electrician? To get a bit of
light relief.
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What do witches ring for in a hotel? B-room

service.
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|Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What you'd better have around de yard if you're going to let the children play outside.Drooling: How teething babies wash their chins.Dumbwaiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.
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