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What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog
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A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!
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No flight ever leaves on time unless you are
running
late and need the
delay to make the flight.
If you
are running late for a flight, it will depart from the farthest
gate
within the terminal.
If you arrive very early for a flight, it
inevitably will be delayed.
Flights never leave from Gate #1 at
any terminal in the world.
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running
late and need the
delay to make the flight.
If you
are running late for a flight, it will depart from the farthest
gate
within the terminal.
If you arrive very early for a flight, it
inevitably will be delayed.
Flights never leave from Gate #1 at
any terminal in the world.
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Loomis: Does your dog have a license?
Fenton: Hell, no! I do all the
drivin'.
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Fenton: Hell, no! I do all the
drivin'.
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Buckwheat from the Little Rascals became a Muslim.Now they call him Kareem of Wheat!
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What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?Perfect setup for skeet shooting.
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The school teacher was furious when Brad
knocked him down with his new bicycle in the school yard.
"Don't
you know how to ride that yet?" he roared.
"Oh yes!" shouted Brad
over his shoulder.
"It's the bell I can't work yet.
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knocked him down with his new bicycle in the school yard.
"Don't
you know how to ride that yet?" he roared.
"Oh yes!" shouted Brad
over his shoulder.
"It's the bell I can't work yet.
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|At the United Way in a fairly small town a volunteer worker noticed that the most successful lawyer in the whole town hadn't made a contribution. This guy was making about $600,000 a year so the volunteer thought, "Why not call him up?"He calls up the lawyer.
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Soon after the Texas Aggie clocked in for work, the foreman called him over and told him that he had a phone call in the front office. When the Aggie returned, he had a mournful expression on his face and his head hung low. His foreman noticed and asked if he had received bad news.
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|Q: What do you get when you cross a French horn player with a goal post?A: A goal post that can't march.Q: How many French horn players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Just one, but he'll spend two hours checking the bulb for alignment and leaks.
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