Dog jokes

In-depth knowledge of bizarre pasta shapes Unembarrassed to wear fur. No need to worry about tax returns Glorious military history... well, until about 400 a.d. Can wear sunglasses inside Political stability Flexible working hours Live near the Pope Country run by Sicilian murderers
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In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft; today, in civilized society, it is called golf.Golf is an expensive way of playing marbles.Golf is a game in which the slowest people in the world are those in front of you, and the fastest are those behind.
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Scientists have discovered a food
that
diminishes a woman's sex drive by up to 90%.

- It's called wedding
cake.
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Q:
Did you hear about the Jewish Santa
Claus?
A: He comes down the chimney, wakes up the children and
says,
"Hey kids, do you want to buy some toys?"
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Why didn't the Blonic Pig get a TV series of his

own?
He made the mistake of going to a barbecue with the Bionic
Man and the
Blonic Woman.
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Whats the world weakest animal ?
A toad, he
croaks if you even touch him !
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Jewish telegram: "Begin worrying.
Details
to follow."
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A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate he was asked by the gatekeeper: 'Have you ever committed a sin you truly regret?' 'Yes,' the professor ansvered.
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Did you hear about the University of Miami

fullback who stayed up all night studying for his urine test?
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Q: How does a blonde kill a fish?
A: She
drowns it.
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