Dog jokes

An ideal homework excuse
Teacher: Where is
your homework?
Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the
mugger took everything
I had
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Bubba got drunk and died in a fire in his trailer. He was so badly burned that the morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they called his two buddies Jim-Bob and Billy-Joe to I.D. him. Jim-Bob went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet. "Yep, he's got burned up purdy bad. Roll 'im over," said Jim-Bob.
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How do dentists become brain surgeons?When their drills slip.
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Which kind of ink do you put in your
computer's printer?
Black, Red or Iced?
Iced Ink?
Well, yes you do,
but I didn't want to mention it.
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A blonde walks down the street
and sees a
banana peel a hundred yards ahead, and she sighs.

"Here we go
again."
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At a local coffee bar, a young woman was

expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her
friends.

"The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company. He must be

musical. Tell jokes. Sing. And stay home at night!"

An old
granny overheard and spoke up, "Honey, if that's all you want,
get
a TV!"
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A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, "Father,I have a problem. I have two female parrots but they only knowhow to say one thing." "What do they say?" the priest inquired. "They say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have somefun?" "That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, "I can see why youare embarrassed.
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Q: Where is the world's
fastest chicken
from?
A: Ethiopia!
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What do you call a man with a kilt over his

head ?
Scott !
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Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns to one right turn. Pressure's up, but there's a slow leak somewhere. Produces a zero-length core dump. Proof God has a sense of humor. Proof of Einstein's theory that there is no limit to human stupidity. Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
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