Don\'t be sexist...

Did you hear the
joke about the
skunk?
Never mind, it stinks!
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A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.Mother: "What does the cow say?"Child: "Moooo!"Mother: "Great! What does the cat say?"Child: "Meow."Mother: "Oh, you're so smart! What does the frog say?" And this wide-eyed little three-year-old looked up at her mother and replied, "Bud."
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What do you call a depressed dentist? A little down in the mouth.
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Do you know the difference in sugar and Sweet-n-Low????Sugar is when you kiss her on the lips!
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Avery
!
Avery who ?
Avery time I come to your house we go through this
!
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Why do they always lock the bathroom doors at gas stations?Are they afraid someone might clean them!?
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Yo mamma so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
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A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlightaround, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player toplace in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the darksaying, "Jesus is watching you."He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight out, andfroze.
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If I had but one life to give for my country,
it
would be a lawyer's.
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What do you get if you cross a trout with an

apartment ?
A flat fish !
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