Driving miss blondy

|Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, "I hear sirens. Jump!"The second one said, "But we're on the 13th floor!"The first one screamed back, "This is no time to be superstitious."
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A defense attorney was
cross-examining a
police officer during a felony trial -- it went like this:

Q:
Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene?

A: No sir, but I
subsequently observed a person matching the
description of the
offender running several blocks away.
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Q: Why did the Jews wander in
the desert
for forty years?
A: Somebody dropped a shekel.
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Did you hear about the rich rabbit?
He was a
millionhare!
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What is the difference between a good Lawyer and a great Lawyer?Answer: A good Lawyer knows the law and a great Lawyer knows the Judge!!!
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There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Grunge
Barbie ...with flannel shirt and a goatee
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Zoo visitor: What's the new
baby hippo's
name? Hippopotamus keeper: I don't know, he won't tell
me.
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Written by a Viet Nam VetGOD BLESS AMERICA!"In Memory of The Twin Towers"Warning song to Osama bin Laden(the tune of Rawhide)The devil came from nowhereHe attacked us from the sky.He bloodied up our nationdidn't give a reason why.
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A young man asked an old rich
man how he
made his money.

The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and
said, "Well, son, it
was 1932. The depth of the Great Depression. I
was down to my last
nickel.

"I invested that nickel in an
apple.
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A customer called
to complain that his
keyboard no longer worked. He had cleaned it by
filling up his tub
with soap and water and soaking the keyboard for a day,
then he
removed all the keys and washed them individually.
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