Drum joke Q & A
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|Q: Why do drummers have a half ounce more brains than horses?A: So they don't disgrace themselves at the parade.Q: How do you know if there is a percussionist at the door?A: The knocking gets slower.Q: How can you tell when there is a drummer at your front door?A: The knocking gets faster.Q: How do you know when a drum solo's really bad?A: The bass player notices.Q: How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only one, but he'll break ten bulbs before figuring out that they can't just be pushed in.Q: What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?A: A drummer.Q: What do you call a drummer who has just broken up with his girlfriend?A: Homeless.Q: How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?A: Twenty. One to hold the bulb, and nineteen to drink until the room spins.Q: What did the drummer get on his I.Q. test?A: Drool.If thine enemy wrong thee, buy each of his children a drum.
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Little Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted. "Mom, I want a bike for my birthday." Little Leroy was a bit of a troublemaker. He had gotten into trouble at school and at home.
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A policeman pulls a man over
for speeding
and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man
over he
says, "Sir, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are
bloodshot. Have
you been drinking?"
The man gets really indignant and says,
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notice your eyes are glazed. Have you
been eating doughnuts?"
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for speeding
and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man
over he
says, "Sir, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are
bloodshot. Have
you been drinking?"
The man gets really indignant and says,
"Officer, I couldn't help but
notice your eyes are glazed. Have you
been eating doughnuts?"
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What's a glow worms
favourite song
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Wake me up before you glow glow !
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favourite song
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Wake me up before you glow glow !
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Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the
world?
It has 4 rabbits' feet.
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world?
It has 4 rabbits' feet.
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A man walked into a curio store and was looking around. After awhile, he chose a brass rat and brought it up to the counter.The proprietor said, that will be $10 for the brass rat and $1,000 for the story behind it. The man said, 'Thanks, but I'll just pay the $10 and pass on the story.'He purchased the brass rat and left the store.
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Tyson's psychologist told Mike to
take a
year off, he obviously misunderstood....good thing he didn't
say
two!
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take a
year off, he obviously misunderstood....good thing he didn't
say
two!
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Policeman: Why didn't you check your
speedometer?
Driver: It broke when I hit 100.
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speedometer?
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Two
college students, Frank and Matt, are
riding on a New York City subway when
a beggar approaches them
asking for spare change.
Frank adamantly rejects the man in
disgust.
Matt, on the other hand, whips out his wallet, pulls out a
couples of
singles and gladly hands them over to the beggar with a
smile.
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college students, Frank and Matt, are
riding on a New York City subway when
a beggar approaches them
asking for spare change.
Frank adamantly rejects the man in
disgust.
Matt, on the other hand, whips out his wallet, pulls out a
couples of
singles and gladly hands them over to the beggar with a
smile.
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