Easter jokes

Men are like...Men are like animals: messy, insensitive andpotentially violent, but they make great pets.
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After an argument with his wife, a man stalked out of the house. He returned a few hours later to find his wife packing a suitcase. He angrily asked her where she was going."I'm moving to Las Vegas. I can make $400-500 there doing what I give you for free."The man thought about this for a moment, then pulled out his own suitcase and began packing.
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A doctor fell into a well once.He learned to tend to the sick and leave the well alone.
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Which ghost sailed the seven seas

looking for rubbish and blubber?
The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.
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An Irish couple, whose married bliss was not

without a few "squalls" received a humble lecture from their priest

regarding their disgraceful quarrels.

"Why, that dog and
cat you have agree better than you."

"If yer reverence'll tie
them together, ye'll soon change yer
mind."
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Q: Why are orchestra intermissions
only
twenty minutes long?
A: So the violists don't need to be retrained.
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Q: Whats the difference between
purple and
pink?
A: The grip.
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Q:What did the tornado say to the car?

A:('You wanna go for a spin?')
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|Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you care if a man you're planning to kill anyway, kills himself? Does it spoil the fun? I also think about the death row prisoner in Texas who, on the day before his execution, managed to take a drug overdose.
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A man walks into a bar and asks for six shots of vodka. The bartender says, "Six shots? What's wrong?" "I found out my older brother is gay," replied the man. The next night, he walked into the bar again and asked for six shots of vodka. "What now?" asked the bartender. "I found out my younger brother is gay," replied the man.
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