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|Top economist Valentine's Day cards4. You raise my interest rate thirty basis points without a corresponding dropoff in consumer enthusiasm.3. Let's raise housing starts together.2. You stoke the animal spirits of my market.1. Despite your decade of inflation, I still love you.
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What
do French pupils say after finishing
their school dinners ?
Mercy !
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do French pupils say after finishing
their school dinners ?
Mercy !
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A fireman and
policeman died and both
went to heaven where they were issued their wings with
the
warning
that if they had even one bad thought their wings would fall off.
Well,
everything went well for some time then
one day they passed
a very attractive and well put together young lady.
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policeman died and both
went to heaven where they were issued their wings with
the
warning
that if they had even one bad thought their wings would fall off.
Well,
everything went well for some time then
one day they passed
a very attractive and well put together young lady.
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The world's greatest hypnotist is on stage in front of hundredsof people swinging a long chain with a watch on the end.He's saying, "You're all in my power...you're all in my power.."Fifteen hundred people are going, "Oooo..."He starts to say it again, "You're all in my...", when heaccidentally drops the watch.He says, "Shit.
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The little sexy housewife was built so well the TV repairman couldn't keep his eyes off of her. Every time she came in the room, he'd near about jerk his neck right out of joint looking at her. When he'd finished she paid him and said, "I'm going to make a . . . well . . . unusual request. But you have to first promise me you'll keep it a secret.
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The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1,000.00 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money.
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NEWS FLASH - GOD ANNOUNCES THE 11TH COMMANDMENT!During a recent staff meeting in Heaven, God, Moses, and Saint Peter concluded that the behavior of Ex-President Clinton has brought about the need for an eleventh commandment.
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Q: How many Librans does it take to change a
lightbulb? A: Er, two. Or maybe one. No --- on second thoughts, make
that
two. Is that okay with you?
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lightbulb? A: Er, two. Or maybe one. No --- on second thoughts, make
that
two. Is that okay with you?
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A bum asks a man for $2.
The man asked,
"Will you buy booze?"
The bum said, "No."
The man asked, "Will you
gamble it away?"
The bum said, "No."
Then the man asked, "Will
you come home with me so my wife can
see what happens to a man who
doesn't drink or gamble?"
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The man asked,
"Will you buy booze?"
The bum said, "No."
The man asked, "Will you
gamble it away?"
The bum said, "No."
Then the man asked, "Will
you come home with me so my wife can
see what happens to a man who
doesn't drink or gamble?"
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