Elephant jokes

|Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light bulb?A: Exactly five hundred.1 to change the light bulb and to post to the mail list that the light bulb has been changed.
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Why do dinosaurs climb trees?
There's
nothing else to climb in the jungle.
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Waiter, Waiter there's a fly in
my
ice-cream !
Gee I did not know that they had started winter sports so early
in the
year !
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Q: Why did Bill Clinton
cross the
road?
A: To meet the chick.
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Doctor: I have some good news and some bad news, which shall I tell first? Patient: Uhhh, well, give me the bad news first, I guess.Doctor: You only have one week left to live.
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Hoot: How the hell can ya be so stupid?

Jessie: Well, it ain't somethin' yew can pick up overnight.
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|There is also a joke about the last Mayday parade in the Soviet Union.After the tanks and the troops and the planes and the missiles rolled by there came ten men dressed in black. "Are they Spies?" Asked Gorby? "They are economists," replies the KGB director, "imagine the havoc they will wreak when we set them loose on the Americans"
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What do you use to cut the ocean? A

seasaw
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Q: Why do so many Polish navy personnel drown? A: Because when the engine stops, they all have to get out and push!
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Rules for Buying Gifts for MenRule #1:When in doubt - buy him a cordless drill. It does not matter if he already has one. I have a friend who owns 17 and he has yet to complain. As a man, you can never have too many cordless drills. No one knows why.
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