Elephant jokes

Mary Clancy goes up to Father O'Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she's in tears.He says, "So what's bothering you, dear?"She says, "Oh, Father, I've got terrible news. My husband passed away last night."The priest says, "Oh, Mary, that's terrible. Tell me, Mary, did he have any last requests?"She says, "That he did, Father...
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What's an accountant's idea of trashing
his hotel room?
Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.
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Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?Sister: He thinks he's a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has be been acting like a chicken?Sister: Three years. We would have come in sooner, but we needed the eggs.
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An Englishman,
Frenchman,
Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane
when
the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says " We're having

mechanical problems and the only way we can make it to the next airport is

for 3 of you to open the door and jump, at least one of you can
survive"

The four open the door and
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He has a one-track mind, and the traffic on it is very light. He paid $500 to have his family tree searched, and found out he was the sap. There are times he has something on his mind -- he wears a hat occasionally. His neck reminds you of a typewriter -- Underwood. The only time he thinks is in a poolroom, where he can rack his brains.
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What equine likes to cut in line?
A
sawhorse!
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Q: Why did the blonde give up bowling for

screwing?

A: The balls are lighter, and you don't have to change
shoes.
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Moshe Rabbinowitz decides to join the country club near his home. He goes in and is turned down flat because he does not meet their "standards." So he enrolls in the finest schools to learn the art of being culturally rich. Moshe learns to cook the finest of foods, appreciate the best art, drive the best car, wear the classiest suits, etc.
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cole
!
Cole who ?
Cole as a cucumber !
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Q. What
did the blonde's left leg say to
her right leg? A: Between the two of
us, we can make a lot of
money.
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