Elephant jokes

When do vampires bite you?
On
Wincedays.
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A man climbed over a fence into a
field to pick
some flowers. He noticed a bull nearby.
Say, farmer. Is that bull
safe?
Well, he's a lot safer than you are right now!
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There is a new
Barbie doll on the
market - Eye Patch Barbie ...with a choice of eye patch
colors: purple,
hot pink, or aqua!
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A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks GOD if he can ask him a few questions. "Sure," GOD says, "Go right ahead". "OK," the man says. "Why did you make women so pretty?" GOD says, "So you would like them." "OK," the guy says. "But how come you made them so beautiful?" "So you would LOVE them", GOD replies.
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This blonde is so stupid,
she called me to
get my telephone number!
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Q: Who wears a dirty white robe and rides a pig?A: Lawrence of Poland
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Your momma's so fat the only time she sees "90210" is when she's on a scale.
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What do you get if you cross a duck with a

firework ?
A firequaker !
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Tips for Moving South...Yee-Haw!1. Save all manner of bacon grease. You will be instructed later how to use it.2. If you forget a Southerner's name, refer to him (or her) as "Bubba". You have a 75% chance of being right.3. Just because you can drive on snow and ice does not mean we can. Stay home the two days of the year it snows.4.
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What's another
word for a murderer who
kills old ladies?
A Killergran.
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