Elephant jokes

Q: Why is a dog's nose in the middle of
it's
face? - A: Because it's the scenter.
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Q: How many Wardrobe people does it take
to screw in a light
bulb?
A: "Nobody said I needed doubles on
that!"
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Mrs. Jones is having her house painted, and her husband comeshome from work and leans against the freshly painted wall. The next day, she says to the painter, "You wanna see wheremy husband put his hand last night?" He sighs and says, "Look, lady, I got a tough day's work aheadof me. Why don't you just make us a cup of tea?"
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St Peter is standing at heaven's gate
when a man walks
up.

"Welcome to heaven my son. What did you
do with your life?"

"I was a policeman," he
responded.

"What kind of policeman?" St Peter asked.

"I was a vice officer. I
kept dangerous narcotics out of the hands of

kids."

"Wonderful my son, welcome to heaven.
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What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?An insurance company.
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Q: What's the only thing worse than a

bagpiper?
A: Good question. We're still trying to find out too.
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What's the best thing to put into a pizza?

Your teeth.
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Doctor Doctor I think I'm a
moth.
So why did you come around then ?
Well, I saw this light at the
window...!
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Why don't other bugs like earwigs ?
Because
they are always earwigging their conversations !
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Why did the cannibal live on his own?
He
was fed up with other people.
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