Elephants

There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third remains quiet. After a while one of the first two turns to the third and says, "Well, what about you, what sort of control do you have over your wife?" The third fellow says "I'll tell you.
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Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Don Juan were having a terrible fight. "Iam the most beautiful person in the world," proclaimed Sleeping Beauty."No, you're not," answered Don Juan and Tom Thumb."I am the smallest person in the world," shouted Tom Thumb."No, you're not," said Sleeping Beauty and Don Juan.
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Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater. Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean. Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries! Yo mama so dirty that you can't tell where the dirt stops and she begins.
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Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis. Onenotices the other one is putting on pair of stockings and suspenders. Hesays "When did you start wearing them?" To which the other man replies"Since my wife found a pair on the back seat of the car."
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How does an idiot call for his dog?

He puts two fingers in his mouth and then shouts Rover.
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The beautiful secretary of the president of the Chase Manhattan Bank goes to a sight-seeing tour with a very rich Taiwanese client. The client out of the blue asks her to marry him. Naturally, the secretary is quite taken aback. However, she remembers what her boss told her; "Don't reject the guy outright.
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As Jack the Ripper's mother said to her son, "How come you never go out with the same girl twice?"As Caesar said, "Let me mix that salad!"As Moses said to God, "Let me see if I have it right - the Arabs get the oil and we get to cut off the tips of our WHAT?"As George Washington said when he was crossing the Delaware, "I can't understand it.
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|Q: What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?A: A bird who knocks before delivering its message!Q: What do you call a very rude bird?A: A mockingbird!Q: Where do birds meet for coffee?A: In a nest-cafe!Q: How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?A: With it's sparrowchute!Q: What is green and pecks on trees?A:
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Pest-by-Modem Here's how to be a pest-by-modem:*Make up fake acronyms. On-line veterans like to use abbreviations likeIMHO (in my humble opinion) and RTFM (read the f...... manual) to showthat they're "hep" to the lingo.
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How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?Moooo-ooo-ooo
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