Elephants and Cell-Phones

What do you get when you cross Viagra and Rogaine?Don King.
Category: Sports - 0 Comments

10 Things Not to Say to a GirlFriend's Parents The First Time You Meet Them1. My parole officer thinks Teri has a calming effect on me.2. Did you see that saucer that flew over town yesterday?3. Which one of you taught Monica to give such great head?4. Can you believe it those shitheads at the corner market won't cash my welfare check! 5.
Category: Miscellaneous - 0 Comments

What do you call a girl with a frog in her

hair ?
Lily !
Category: More Jokes - 0 Comments

Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He's got two large bags over his shoulders.The guard stops him and says, "What's in the bags?""Sand," answered Juan.The guard says, "We'll just see about that - get off the bike!"The guard takes the bags and rips them apart; he empties them out and finds nothing in them but sand.
Category: Miscellaneous - 0 Comments

Q. What do Fred Flintstone and Osama Bin Laden

have in common? A. They both look out their caves and see rubble.
Category: More Jokes - 0 Comments

The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding through one of the manycanyons when suddenly rising from the hill on their right are hundreds ofindians. They start to spur their horse forward when they realised that thereare hundreds of indians ahead of them. Wheeling to the left they, onceagain, see hundreds of indians rising from the hill.
Category: Miscellaneous - 0 Comments

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Apple
!
Apple who ?
Apple the door myself!
Category: More Jokes - 0 Comments

You know that little indestructible
black box that is used on
planes - why can't they make the whole plane
out of the same
substance?
Category: More Jokes - 0 Comments

Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants? - So people can read her lips.
Category: Miscellaneous - 0 Comments

What do you get if you cross a ghost and a
newsreader ?
A spooksman !
Category: More Jokes - 0 Comments