Elephants IV

A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his orientation tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel tied out back of the enlisted mens barracks. He asked the Sergeant leading the tour, "What's the camel for?".
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|In olden times, it is reported that sacrifices were made at the altar.Since then, weddings have been held there, and times haven't changed at all!
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This 60 year old woman was walking along 5th Avenue when she heard a voice from above "You will live to be 100." She looked around and didn't see anyone. Again she heard "You will live to be 100." Boy, she thought to herself, that was the voice of God. I've got 40 more years to live! So off she went to the plastic surgeon.
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After an argument with his wife, a man stalked out of the house. He returned a few hours later to find his wife packing a suitcase. He angrily asked her where she was going."I'm moving to Las Vegas. I can make $400-500 there doing what I give you for free."The man thought about this for a moment, then pulled out his own suitcase and began packing.
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|Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken the Secret Service mobilized and descended on the farm in force. When they got there, the wreckage was clear. The aircraft was totally destroyed with only a burned hulk left smoldering in a tree line that bordered a farm.
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What is the
strongest bird ?
A crane !
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Yo mama so old her birth certificate says
expired on
it.
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1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key3. Buy a Pentium 586/90 so you can reboot faster.4. 2 2 = 5 for extremely large values of2.5. Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.6. Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.7. My software never has bugs.
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I love to sleep. It really is the best of both worlds. You get to be alive and unconscious.
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Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?A: Gifted!
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