Environment

A woman strode angrily into the large drug-store-cum-general-sto re, slapped a package on the counter, and loudly expressed her dissatisfaction.The clerk asked, "What's the problem? Wouldn't your cat eat them?"The woman's eyes got very large, and she whispered,"Do you mean to tell me that Pussy Treats are meant for 'cats'?"
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Q: Why did the bowlegged cowboy get
fired?


A: Because he couldn't keep his calves together!
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Did you hear about the witch who
turned her
friend into an egg?
She kept trying to poach her ideas.
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How many nurses does it take to
change a light bulb?
None, they just have a nursing assistant do
it.
As much as the doctor orders.
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How do snails get their shells all
shiny?
They use snail polish.
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A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster. Whack! The rooster disappeared under the car followed by a large cloud of feathers.Shaken, the man pulled over at the farmhouse, and rang the door bell. A farmer appeared.
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No person shall sell, exchange, offer to sell or exchange, display or possess living baby chicks, ducklings, or other fowl or rabbits which have been dyed or colored - nor dye or color any baby chicks, ducklings or other fowl or rabbits - nor sell, exchange, offer to sell or exchange or to give away baby chicks, ducklings or other fowl or rabbits,
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Little Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted. "Mom, I want a bike for my birthday." Little Leroy was a bit of a troublemaker. He had gotten into trouble at school and at home.
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I just sent my first
e-mail.
Kongratulations!
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|One day while walking down the street a highly successful partner in a law firm was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived up in heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter himself."Welcome to Heaven," said St. Peter. "Before you get settled in though, it seems we have a problem.
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