Ethnic jokes

Q: Why didn't the sanitary pads say hello to the Tampax?A: Because the Tampax were stuck-up cunts!
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A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal
alien in the
bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and
says "Sorry, you
know the law, you've got to go back across the
border right now.
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Q: Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?A: Mace.
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What does a smart guy do in an M&M factory?Proofread.
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Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court before the judge. The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to show others the evils of drug use and get them to give up drugs forever.
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Some ways to make sure you get an interesting prescription:1. Ask to borrow a comb, comb your tongue.2. Take random objects in his office and glue them to the floor.3. Refuse to cooperate unless he trades his pants.4. Bring pots and pans. Bang them together when he asks a question you don't like.5.
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Sharon: I'm so homesick.
Sheila: But this is
your home!
Sharon: I know and I'm sick of it.
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A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman, "Give me six double vodka."The barman says, "Wow! you must have had one hell of a day." "Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay."The next day the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks.
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Why was six scared of seven? Because seven ate
nine.
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IDEAL DATEAt 17 Triple Stephen King feature at a drive-in 25 "Split the check before we go back to my place" 35 "Just come over." 48 "Just come over and cook." 66 Sex in the company jet on the way to Vegas.
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