Ethnic jokes

How do you know if a lesbian is butch?She kick-starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.Sent by Chris
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Michael Irvin was complaining to Calvin Williams about his first trip to the Super Bowl and how hard it was to get any sleep the night before the big game. "I was awakened at one, two and four in the morning by a drunk cheerleader banging on the door and screaming," he recalled."That's terrible," said Williams.
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I hear you take milk baths.
That's right.

Why?
I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower!
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Two accountants are in a bank, when armed

robbers burst in. While several of the robbers take the money from the

tellers, others line the customers, including the accountants, up
against
a wall, and proceed to take their wallets, watches, etc.
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A man had a flat tire on a very cold winter day. He told his girlfriend he'd have it fixed in no time. However as it was very cold his hands kept getting cold. He askedhis girl if he could put his hands between her knees to warm them. She said that would be allright.
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If Atlas supported the world on his shoulders,
who
supported Atlas ?
His wife !
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Why did the cowboy's car stop?
It had Injun
(engine) trouble.
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A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas. A friend of his said, "I thought she wanted one of those sporty 4-Wheel drive vehicles." "She did," he replied. "But where in the hell was I gonna finda fake Jeep?"
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What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? -
Quattro
Sink-o
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Where did the piglets study their ABC's?
At a
school for higher loining.
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