Every precaution

Why did the chicken cross the road?- To escape an oppressive military regime.
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There was a huge fire at a big city soda
factory. The city
company was losing ground and the owner
was
frantic. He told the fire department that he needed a secret formula in

the safe that was in the center of the
blaze, and he would give
10,000 dollars to the department that got the
formula.
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Brighton
!
Brighton who ?
Brighton-der the light of the moon !
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Why did the chicken get sent off?
For
persistent fowl play!
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The probability of a young man meeting a desirable and receptive young female increases by exponential progression when he is already in the company of: (1) a date (2) his wife (3) a better looking and richer male friend.
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A doctor's advice to young bride regarding the use of the diaphragm: "Use it on every conceivable occasion."
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How many aardvarks can ride on an
elephant?
Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!
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Why is sex with your spouse like a convenience store?There's not much variety, but what else is open at three in the morning!
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Did you hear about the overweight
man who
took up horse riding as exercise?
The horse lost 15 pounds in a
week!
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My
mother-in-law was bitten by a dog
yesterday.

How is she now ?
She's fine. But, the dog died.
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