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Sales person: Hello, may I speak to the man of the house please? Youngster: (whispering) No, he's busy.Sales person: Well then, can I please speak to your mother? Youngster: (in a whisper) She's busy too.Sales person: I see, how about your brother or sister? Can I speak to him? Youngster: (whispering) No. They're both busy too.Sales person: (losing patience) Is there anybody else there I could talk to??? Youngster: (in a whisper) Yeah, the police are here...but they are busy too....Sales person: ( by now quite exasperated) What are all these people doing that keeps them so busy?!!! Youngster: (still whispering) Looking for me.
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