Farmer Brown
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Farmer Brown had been screwing one of his pigs for 5 years, when all of a sudden he was hit by pangs of conscience.It bothered him so much that he decided that he just had to tell his priest about it in confession.The priest was shocked and could only say to Farmer Brown, "Well, was the pig a male or a female?""A female, of course," shouted Farmer Brown!. "What do you think I am...some sort of queer?"
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