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A blonde tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems selling it, because the car had 250,000 miles on it.One day, she told her problem to a brunette she worked with at a salon. The brunette told her, "There is a possibility to make the car easier to sell, but it's not legal.
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What happens when you play Country music records backwards?You Sober up, your wife comes home and your dog returns to life!
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Q: Why do liberals
travel in
threes?
A: One to read, one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both

intellectuals.
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I went on a long bicycle ride yesterday.

Farcical?
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The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he'd dreamedof working since a young boy. He was trying to impressthe Master Chief with his expertise learned in Sub School.The Master Chief cut him off quickly and said, "Listen, 'sir',it's real simple. Add the number of times we dive to the number of times we surface. Divide that number by two.
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Yo mama is so fat...that she broke a branch
in
her
family tree!
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A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss the last one. The teacher asked if anyone could tell her what it was. Susie raised her hand, stood tall, and quoted..."Thou shall not take the covers off the neighbor's wife."
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An engineer, an experimental physicist, a

theoretical physicist, and a philosopher were hiking through the hills of

Scotland. Cresting the top of one hill, they see, on top of the
next, a
black sheep. The engineer says: "What do you know, the sheep
in Scotland
are black.
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Did you know pillows
have their own
website?
Really? Well you could knock me down with a feather!
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Q. How
can you tell if someone is half
Catholic and half Jewish?
A. When he goes to confession, he takes a
lawyer with him.
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