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|The following are supposedly true headlines that have appeared in papers during the war.Some Leading Papers' Coverage of Custer's MassacreVariety: "Custer Closes Out of Town"Pravda: "Big Red Victory.
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At a remote monastery deep in the woods, the monks followed a rigid vow of silence. This vow could only be broken once a year on Christmas, by one monk, and the monk could speak only one sentence.
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The Hotel Odeon in Paris is offering tourists a 'Diana Tour' - a personal reenactment of Princess Diana's last night alive. For $50 extra you can enjoy the "Land Mind Obstacle Course".
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A very modest lady applied for a job at the factory where they made "Tickle me Elmo dolls". It was Friday and almost quitting time and hurriedly the boss told her to report for work on Monday. He quickly explained to her that she would be stationed on the assembly line just before the dolls were packed into boxes.
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Why was the cat so small ?
Because it only ate
condensed milk !
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What's the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?One's a snack cracker, the other a crack snacker!
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CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig
shake?

WAITER: Tell him the wolf is coming.
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Why don't dogs make good dancers ?
Because
they have two left feet !
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Below are questions that people "actually asked" of Park Rangers around the country, proving once again that there is no known limit to the depths of human stupidity.(Source: Outside Magazine)Grand Canyon National Park...
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A guy walks into a bar and

orders a beer. He only brought enough money for one beer though.

As he's drinking his beer, which was quite expensive, he realizes how

bad he has to go to the bathroom.
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