Fishing jokes

A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge wearing a shirt open at the collarand is met by a bouncer who tells him he must wear a necktie to gain admission.So the guy goes out to his car and he looks around for a necktie anddiscovers that he just doesn't have one. He sees a set of jumper cables in his trunk.
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An airplane pilot got engaged to two very pretty women at the same time. One was named Edith; the other named Kate.They met, discovered they had the same fiancee, and told him: "Get out of our lives you rascal.We'll teach you that you can't have your Kate and Edith, too."
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Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer? Doctor: Not really. It will just seem longer.
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A mother and her child were at a wedding.


A little boy looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why does the girl
wear
white?"

His mom replies, "The bride is in white
because she's happy and this
is the happiest day of her life."


The boy thinks about this, and then says, "Well then, why is the boy

wearing black?"
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Knock Knock
Who's there
!
Balanchine !
Balachine who ?
Balachine act !
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A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter."What are you doing?" She asked."Hunting Flies" He responded."Oh. Killing any?" She asked."Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."
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What does a footballer and a magician have in
common?
Both do hat tricks!
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Q: What do men and pantyhose have in common?A: They either cling, run or don't fit right in the crotch!
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Why is an old car like a baby
playing?
Because it goes with a rattle.
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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Three. one to screw in the lightbulb, and another to suck my dick?.as I beat my wife!
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