Food jokes

The little boy comes home from school and asks mom, "Where do babies come from?" Not wanting to get into the discussion of sex at such an early time she replies, "From the stork of course!" The little guy thinks for a fewseconds and then asks, "But mom, who fucks the stork?"
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What's the difference between a duck?One of it's legs is both the same.(just say it to confuse people)
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Your Momma's so black she got counted

absent at night school.
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Why don't cows ever have any
money?

Because the farmers milk them dry!
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"Why do you look so glum today?", the teacher asked young Johnny. "I didn't have no breakfast," Johnny mumbled. "You poor dear," said the teacher. "Now, to return to our geography lesson, Johnny, where is the French border?" "In bed with my mom. That's why I didn't have no breakfast."
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What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?His wife is good at picking out clothes!
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A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for abeer?"The bartender replies, "For you, no charge."
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One of the fringe benefits of being an English or History teacher is receiving the occasional jewel of a student blooper in an essay. I have pasted together the following "history" of the world from certifiably genuine student bloopers collected by teachers throughout the United States, from eight grade through college level.
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Why was the cat so small ?
Because it only ate
condensed milk !
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|In a small southern town there was a "Nativity Scene" that showed great skill and talent had gone into creating it. One small feature bothered me. The three wise men were wearing firemen's helmets.Totally unable to come up with a reason or explanation, I left.
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