Food jokes

"Sir, I understand you admit to having broken into the dress shop four times," the judge said. "Yes, Your Honor," the suspect replied. "What did you steal?" the judge asked. "I stole a dress, Your Honor," replied the suspect. "One dress?" the judge bellowed.
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The Story of Micro and MiniMicro was a real-time operator and dedicated multi-user. His broad-bandprotocol made it easy for him to interface with numerous input/output devices,even if it meant time-sharing.
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New Miracle Diet!Flabby people are always on the lookout for a new diet. The trouble with most diets is that you don't get enough to eat (the starvation diet), or you don't get enough variation (the liquid diet), or you go broke (the all-meat diet).
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How do you confuse a blonde?Put her in a round room and tell her to pee in the corner.How do you confuse her even more?Ask her where she went.Sent by Chris
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Q: What's the difference between a blonde and the Suez/Panama Canal?A: One's a busy ditch.
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|Actual dialog of a former Customer Support employee: Support: "Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help you?" Customer: "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect." Support: "What sort of trouble?" Customer: "Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away.", Support: "Went away?" Customer:"They disappeared.
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What's a famous saying at a gay bar? May I push in your stool.Sent by Jeff
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There were two blonds on their way to Disney World.When they were getting close there was a sign that read, "DISNEY WORLD LEFT,"So they turned around and went home.
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What do you call the ghost who is a

child-rearing expert?
Dr Spook.
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What kind of musical
instrument can you
use for fishing?
The cast-a-net.
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