Food jokes

Anytime you see a young man open a car door for

his girlfriend, either the car is new or the girlfriend is.
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Grey Poupon and Dockers Pants:New company will be called - Poupon Pants.(my warped sense of humor loves this one!:)Knott's Berry Farms and National Organization of Women:New company will be called - Knott NOW!!!
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One woman to another at a singles bar:
"I'm
not as optimistic about relationships as I used to be.
These days,
when I meet a man, I ask myself, Is this the guy I want my
children
to spend every other weekend with?"
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What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???A kidney dialysis machine!
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One day the zookeeper noticed that the orang-utang

was reading two books -- the Bible and Darwin's Origin of Species.
In
surprise he asked the ape, "Why are you reading both those
books"?

"Well," said the orang-utang, "I just wanted to know if I was
my
brother's keeper or my keeper's brother."
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What happened to the chicken whose feathers were
all
pointing the wrong way ?
She was tickled to death !
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A missionary is sent into deepest darkest depths of Africa to live with atribe. He spends years with the people, teaching them to read, write andgood Christian values. One thing he particularly stresses is the evil ofsexual sin.
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Doctor, Doctor I
keep painting
myself gold
Don't worry it's just a gilt complex!
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|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.January 12, 1993Raleigh, N.C.
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An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant is dead. "Shit!" says the ant. "One night of passion and I will spend the rest of my life digging a grave!"
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