Frog jokes

Why did you buy me
a pair of bunny ears?

I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!
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Doctor: Did you take the patient's temperature? Nurse: No. Is it missing?
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Q: Why did the golfer wear 2 pairs of pants?A: Just in case he got a hole-in-one!
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Which football team loves ice-cream?
Aston
Vanilla!
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Have you ever wondered why you wonder why?I used to wonder why, but now I don't wonder why I wonder why.I wonder why I don't wonder why anymore?
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What is the difference between a horse and a
duck?
One goes quick and the other goes quack!
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Did you hear about the Finn who

spent a fortune building a storm cellar in case there was an

earthquake.
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A
schoolteacher was trying to teach her
six-year old class students how
to say the pledge of allegiance to
the flag. The schoolteacher said,
O.K.
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Teacher: Don't forget to check the Internet

if you have trouble with your homework questions.
Pupil: It's
not the questions I have trouble with, it's the
answers.
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Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: "Fun fun fun worryworry worry"A: Fun period fun period fun NO PERIOD worry worry worry!
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