Frog jokes

What do you get if you have strep
throat on Friday?
Saturday Night Fever.
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|What's green a slimy and found at the North Pole?A lost frog!
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What do you get if you cross a cow, a french fry,
and a
sofa?
A cowch potato!
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Q. What's the fastest way to a man's heart?

A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.
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A farm boy was drafted. On his first furlough,
his Father
asked him what he thought of Army life.

"It's
pretty good Pa. The food's not bad, the work's easy but best
of
all, they let ya sleep real late in the morning."
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Attorney to witness: "And where was the location of the accident?"Witness: "Approximately milepost 499."Attorney: "And where is milepost 499?"Witness: "About halfway between milepost 498 and milepost 500."
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Q: What's another name for the "Intel Inside"

sticker they put on Pentiums?
A: The warning label.
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Women's English:Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = NoI'm sorry = You'll be sorry We need = I want It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now. Do what you want = You'll pay for this later. We need to talk = I need to complain. Sure go ahead = I don't want you to.
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What did the vampire call his
false teeth?

A new fangled device.
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A one dollar bill met a 20 dollar bill and said, "Hey, where've you been? I haven't seen you around here much."The twenty answered, "I've been hanging out at the casinos, went on a cruise and did the rounds of the ship, back to the United States for awhile, went to a couple of baseball games, to the mall, that kind of stuff.
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